The Pompous Detective Women's T Shirt

$28.00

While the loudest voice in the parlor is still pacing the rug and accusing the wrong cousin, this is the shirt for the person who already spotted the missing candlestick. Cut with an easy, relaxed women's silhouette from lightweight combed ringspun cotton jersey, it brings a soft, effortless drape that stays cool even when the alibis start falling apart. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a tribute to classic Victorian mysteries, unsolicited monologues, and a freshly steeped pot of Earl Grey. Slip it on, lean against the mantelpiece, and let everyone else work through their ridiculous theories.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

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While the loudest voice in the parlor is still pacing the rug and accusing the wrong cousin, this is the shirt for the person who already spotted the missing candlestick. Cut with an easy, relaxed women's silhouette from lightweight combed ringspun cotton jersey, it brings a soft, effortless drape that stays cool even when the alibis start falling apart. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a tribute to classic Victorian mysteries, unsolicited monologues, and a freshly steeped pot of Earl Grey. Slip it on, lean against the mantelpiece, and let everyone else work through their ridiculous theories.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

Size Chart

Fit Note: Features an easy, relaxed women's cut with a natural drape. Fits true to size. If you prefer a closer, fitted look, consider sizing down.

  • S: Fits US Sizes 6 to 8 | 18.5" Chest Width | 25.25" Body Length

  • M: Fits US Sizes 10 to 12 | 20.0" Chest Width | 26.0" Body Length

  • L: Fits US Sizes 14 to 16 | 22.0" Chest Width | 26.75" Body Length

  • XL: Fits US Sizes 18 to 20 | 24.0" Chest Width | 27.5" Body Length

  • 2XL: Fits US Sizes 22 to 24 | 26.0" Chest Width | 28.25" Body Length

Apparel Care Instructions

To preserve the softness of the fabric and keep your print crisp and vibrant wash after wash, please follow these guidelines:

  • Wash: Turn garment inside out. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle with like colors.

  • Detergent: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners or chlorine bleach (non chlorine bleach only if necessary).

  • Dry: Hang dry for longest print life, or tumble dry inside out on a low heat setting.

  • Iron: Cool iron inside out if needed. Never iron directly on the printed graphic.

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning chemicals can break down the garment print.

A quick note on new arrivals: You may notice a slight vinegar scent or faint residue around the design upon unboxing. This is completely normal: it is the eco friendly pre treatment fixation agent used during DTG printing to bind the ink to the fibers. It washes out entirely on the very first cycle.