The Pompous Detective Unisex T Shirt

$28.00

Even if your grand theory falls apart before the butler finishes clearing the plates, at least your shirt will hold its composure. Cut from lightweight combed ringspun cotton jersey with sturdy side seams, this classic unisex crewneck feels soft right out of the package and keeps its clean fit through years of regular washes. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a proper mark for armchair sleuths, dramatic drawing room accusations, and a fresh pot of Earl Grey poured just before the big reveal.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

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Even if your grand theory falls apart before the butler finishes clearing the plates, at least your shirt will hold its composure. Cut from lightweight combed ringspun cotton jersey with sturdy side seams, this classic unisex crewneck feels soft right out of the package and keeps its clean fit through years of regular washes. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a proper mark for armchair sleuths, dramatic drawing room accusations, and a fresh pot of Earl Grey poured just before the big reveal.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

Size Chart

Fit Note: Modern unisex retail fit with a tailored cut through the shoulders and chest. Fits true to size for men. For women, this cut fits straight and slightly longer than a standard women’s tee; order your regular size for an easy, casual drape, or size down one size for a closer fit.

  • XS: 16.5" Chest Width | 27" Body Length (Fits 31" to 34" chest)

  • S: 18.0" Chest Width | 28" Body Length (Fits 34" to 37" chest)

  • M: 20.0" Chest Width | 29" Body Length (Fits 38" to 41" chest)

  • L: 22.0" Chest Width | 30" Body Length (Fits 42" to 45" chest)

  • XL: 24.0" Chest Width | 31" Body Length (Fits 46" to 49" chest)

  • 2XL: 26.0" Chest Width | 32" Body Length (Fits 50" to 53" chest)

Apparel Care Instructions

To preserve the softness of the fabric and keep your print crisp and vibrant wash after wash, please follow these guidelines:

  • Wash: Turn garment inside out. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle with like colors.

  • Detergent: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners or chlorine bleach (non chlorine bleach only if necessary).

  • Dry: Hang dry for longest print life, or tumble dry inside out on a low heat setting.

  • Iron: Cool iron inside out if needed. Never iron directly on the printed graphic.

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning chemicals can break down the garment print.

A quick note on new arrivals: You may notice a slight vinegar scent or faint residue around the design upon unboxing. This is completely normal: it is the eco friendly pre treatment fixation agent used during DTG printing to bind the ink to the fibers. It washes out entirely on the very first cycle.