The Pompous Detective Unisex Hoodie

$50.00

When the estate heating fails right as the storm knocks out the telegraph lines, reach for a layer heavy enough to handle the chill while you gather all the suspects in one room. Spun from a substantial midweight cotton and polyester fleece, this hooded pullover offers plush warmth and ribbed cuffs that hold firm while you gesture dramatically at the fireplace. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a proper badge for uninvited investigators, overly complicated deductions, and keeping warm with a fresh pot of Earl Grey. Pull the hood up to brood over your case notes, warm your hands in the front pouch, and wait for someone to confess out of sheer exhaustion.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

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When the estate heating fails right as the storm knocks out the telegraph lines, reach for a layer heavy enough to handle the chill while you gather all the suspects in one room. Spun from a substantial midweight cotton and polyester fleece, this hooded pullover offers plush warmth and ribbed cuffs that hold firm while you gesture dramatically at the fireplace. Across the chest sits the insignia for The Pompous Detective, a proper badge for uninvited investigators, overly complicated deductions, and keeping warm with a fresh pot of Earl Grey. Pull the hood up to brood over your case notes, warm your hands in the front pouch, and wait for someone to confess out of sheer exhaustion.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

Size Chart

Fit Note: Classic unisex cut with a relaxed, comfortable drape. Fits true to size for men. For women, this offers an easy, relaxed fit through the torso and sleeves; consider sizing down one size for a closer shape. If you plan to layer over heavy flannel shirts or prefer an oversized look, consider ordering one size up.

  • S: 20.0" Chest Width | 28.0" Body Length | 34.5" Sleeve Length

  • M: 22.0" Chest Width | 29.0" Body Length | 35.5" Sleeve Length

  • L: 24.0" Chest Width | 30.0" Body Length | 36.5" Sleeve Length

  • XL: 26.0" Chest Width | 31.0" Body Length | 37.5" Sleeve Length

  • 2XL: 27.0" Chest Width | 32.0" Body Length | 38.5" Sleeve Length

Apparel Care Instructions

To preserve the softness of the fabric and keep your print crisp and vibrant wash after wash, please follow these guidelines:

  • Wash: Turn garment inside out. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle with like colors.

  • Detergent: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners or chlorine bleach (non chlorine bleach only if necessary).

  • Dry: Hang dry for longest print life, or tumble dry inside out on a low heat setting.

  • Iron: Cool iron inside out if needed. Never iron directly on the printed graphic.

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning chemicals can break down the garment print.

A quick note on new arrivals: You may notice a slight vinegar scent or faint residue around the design upon unboxing. This is completely normal: it is the eco friendly pre treatment fixation agent used during DTG printing to bind the ink to the fibers. It washes out entirely on the very first cycle.