Cthulhu Insanity Blend Unisex hoodie

$50.00

When the nightmares keep you awake past the hour of reason and the midnight air turns biting, reach for something built to carry the weight. Spun from a substantial midweight cotton and polyester fleece, this hooded pullover gives you the density and warmth needed to endure long hours tracking sunken geometry and listening to the deep water churn. The chest features the official insignia for Cthulhu Insanity Blend, a quiet tribute to fever dreams, sunken monoliths, and an uncompromisingly dark roast. Pull the hood low against the cold draft, bury your hands in the front pocket with a steaming mug, and keep your sanity intact until dawn breaks.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

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When the nightmares keep you awake past the hour of reason and the midnight air turns biting, reach for something built to carry the weight. Spun from a substantial midweight cotton and polyester fleece, this hooded pullover gives you the density and warmth needed to endure long hours tracking sunken geometry and listening to the deep water churn. The chest features the official insignia for Cthulhu Insanity Blend, a quiet tribute to fever dreams, sunken monoliths, and an uncompromisingly dark roast. Pull the hood low against the cold draft, bury your hands in the front pocket with a steaming mug, and keep your sanity intact until dawn breaks.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

Each garment is printed specifically for you, making all sales final. Please consult the sizing chart before ordering, and review the care instructions below to ensure your print endures for years to come.

Size Chart

Fit Note: Classic unisex cut with a relaxed, comfortable drape. Fits true to size for men. For women, this offers an easy, relaxed fit through the torso and sleeves; consider sizing down one size for a closer shape. If you plan to layer over heavy flannel shirts or prefer an oversized look, consider ordering one size up.

  • S: 20.0" Chest Width | 28.0" Body Length | 34.5" Sleeve Length

  • M: 22.0" Chest Width | 29.0" Body Length | 35.5" Sleeve Length

  • L: 24.0" Chest Width | 30.0" Body Length | 36.5" Sleeve Length

  • XL: 26.0" Chest Width | 31.0" Body Length | 37.5" Sleeve Length

  • 2XL: 27.0" Chest Width | 32.0" Body Length | 38.5" Sleeve Length

Apparel Care Instructions

To preserve the softness of the fabric and keep your print crisp and vibrant wash after wash, please follow these guidelines:

  • Wash: Turn garment inside out. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle with like colors.

  • Detergent: Use a mild detergent. Do not use fabric softeners or chlorine bleach (non chlorine bleach only if necessary).

  • Dry: Hang dry for longest print life, or tumble dry inside out on a low heat setting.

  • Iron: Cool iron inside out if needed. Never iron directly on the printed graphic.

  • Do Not Dry Clean: Dry cleaning chemicals can break down the garment print.

A quick note on new arrivals: You may notice a slight vinegar scent or faint residue around the design upon unboxing. This is completely normal: it is the eco friendly pre treatment fixation agent used during DTG printing to bind the ink to the fibers. It washes out entirely on the very first cycle.